My father was a fan of Zane Grey, the western author, so my folks thought that “Zane” was an awesome name.

While friendly wagers will increase the stakes in Zane’s Football Poker, we would strongly recommend that you follow the laws of your appropriate federal, state or municipal authority.

Absolutely!  What better way to endure Sunday brunch at the in-laws than by playing Zane’s Football Poker?  You don’t even have to pretend to like your father-in-law’s favorite team or your mother-in-law’s potato salad.

Whispering the rules of Zane’s Football Poker into your wife’s belly during the third trimester is probably too early.  However, designs are available for an artistic and motivational baby mobile made of Zane’s Football Poker cards, so that your future football fan can get started in the crib.

No.  Football is about triumph and disappointment.  Some fans experience more of one than another.  So you might as well teach them early.

YES!  Otherwise, you won’t have to worry about the previous question.

Do you have to be a real estate mogul to play Monopoly?

Probably.  But if they don’t, Zane’s Football Poker will help you make many more fun, football-loving friends.

Of course, because you will actually be paying attention to the game, and not making dumb statements about the colors of the teams’ uniforms.

Sad.  Many others shared the agony/ecstasy of the game, but you alone lost to your best friend, and he is never going to let you forget it.  Ever.

Yes.  But unfortunately, you can’t mute your best friend.

Maybe you can answer this question without our help.  Can you handle being the center of the attention and the life of the party? Do you crave the respect and admiration of your football-watching peers?  Would you like to be invited back? If you answered “yes” to any of those, then you should definitely arrive for the fiesta with the deck in hand.

Your newfound confidence in your understanding of the game of football, and the strategic gameplay of Zane’s Football Poker, will permeate all aspects of your personality, subliminally inspiring quiet awe and wonder.  What you do with that gift is up to you. We just ask that you use it wisely, and in moderation.